This mama's day of beauty

Let's be honest here: having kids doesn't exactly do much for a broad in the beauty department.

It's just one of those facts of life, man.

But TODAY, this mama over here has been pampering herself because it's someone's

24th birthday tomorrow!

Woohooo!

So if you need me, I'll be admiring my much needed, pinky pinky pink

mani/pedi,

OR I will be getting my eyebrows

threaded

{because it's been over 8 months...I know, kill me.},

OR I will be at Target purchasing some sort of magical ointment which will rid me of these things that may or may not rhyme with

tretch tarks

{you're jealous.},

OR I will be watching Chadly chase after Babe #1, because birthday girls don't 

discipline their toddlers on the day they celebrate their existence!

But let's get real: it's really my mom who should be celebrated since I was her first bambino and probably gave her hell in the delivery room....It's the mom who should be celebrated, RIGHT?! I fully plan on celebrating MYSELF on my own children's birthdays....They should just bow down to ME during the entire month of December....Do you think that will fly?

Okay, that will never happen, because they are awesome, and we all know that they will be doing nothing BUT celebrating me once I'm old and frail, because if not, I will just shake my cane at them and holler crazy things like,

"Listen, all you overgrown brats! I celebrated your birth once a year for the last bajillion years, so you owe me something! I'll take a seaside condo in Malibu...Pleaseandthankyou!"

Yeah, it will go just like that.

Anyway, cheers to birthdays, and cheers to a day of beauty!