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Sunday, January 22, 2012

This mama's day of beauty

Let's be honest here: having kids doesn't exactly do much for a broad in the beauty department.
It's just one of those facts of life, man.
But TODAY, this mama over here has been pampering herself because it's someone's
24th birthday tomorrow!

So if you need me, I'll be admiring my much needed, pinky pinky pink
OR I will be getting my eyebrows
{because it's been over 8 months...I know, kill me.},
OR I will be at Target purchasing some sort of magical ointment which will rid me of these things that may or may not rhyme with
tretch tarks
{you're jealous.},
OR I will be watching Chadly chase after Babe #1, because birthday girls don't 
discipline their toddlers on the day they celebrate their existence!

But let's get real: it's really my mom who should be celebrated since I was her first bambino and probably gave her hell in the delivery room....It's the mom who should be celebrated, RIGHT?! I fully plan on celebrating MYSELF on my own children's birthdays....They should just bow down to ME during the entire month of December....Do you think that will fly?
Okay, that will never happen, because they are awesome, and we all know that they will be doing nothing BUT celebrating me once I'm old and frail, because if not, I will just shake my cane at them and holler crazy things like,
"Listen, all you overgrown brats! I celebrated your birth once a year for the last bajillion years, so you owe me something! I'll take a seaside condo in Malibu...Pleaseandthankyou!"

Yeah, it will go just like that.

Anyway, cheers to birthdays, and cheers to a day of beauty!


  1. Enjoy your special day! I am jealous but Happy Birthday!

  2. Happy birthday!! Those all sound like wonderful things to do on your special day - enjoy!

  3. Happy birthday!!!! Enjoy some time for you :)

  4. Happy birthday to you! I buy my mom flowers on my birthday to celebrate her too and say thanks.

  5. Love this hilarious post! Happy birthday!!

  6. Happy early birthday!! I totally think moms should always be recognized on their children's bdays too. Enjoy being pampered.

  7. Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoyed your day of pampering :)


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